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		<title>What Your Feet can tell you</title>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">What Your Feet can tell you The Chinese believe &#8220;cold arises from the feet&#8221; and &#8220;a person&#8217;s aging starts from the feet&#8221;. The feet are the source of hidden troubles for premature senility and pathological changes in the human body. The Chinese believe that every meridian point in our feet is a part of our body system; therefore foot reflexology is the ideal treatment for the elderly, the stressed executive, the sportsman, in fact just about anybody. But did you know that just by observing the shape of a person&#8217;s feet and legs, you can learn about their characteristics, personality traits and innermost secrets?</span><span style=";font-family:Roman;font-size:100%;"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When legs are long, lean and smooth, this suggests the person will enjoy a smooth sailing life with few obstacles. You are an active, hardworking and helpful person. You are likely to have a very good life before your thirties. After 30, your life depends on other destiny indicators.<b> </b></span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=7880b3c334&amp;view=att&amp;th=1205bb217d37ade3&amp;attid=0.0.1.2&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" /><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"> </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"> </span></div>
<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your legs are short relative to your body, this suggests you are smart, attentive and quiet. You prefer jobs which do not require you to deal with too many people. You may face some obstacles before your thirties, but after that your luck improves tremendously for the better. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">Someone who walks with an inward splay suggests they are low profile, preferring the stable life rather than  taking risks. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b><br /></b>If you walk with a splayed feet, it suggests you are a busybody. You can be more into other people&#8217;s business than your own. You love to show off to others and are usually very talkative. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><br />When feet are bony, this suggests a poor person. Life has many difficulties and it is a struggle to make life go smoothly. So do try to fatten up your feet. Nothing like good fleshy feet to bring the good life! </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b><br /></b>When your toes are sharp in shape, it suggests you are the black sheep of the family. You love to spend money but are lazy to work; it indicates a lack of great achievement in life. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b><br /></b>When your feet are meaty and smooth, it suggests you will become very prosperous and rich. It is also an indication that such a person&#8217;s family is very rich, belonging to the privileged class. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b><br /></b>When your toenails are round in shape and smooth, especially if you are a woman, this suggests you will marry a rich husband. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"></p>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your toes are tiny, this suggests you are a responsible and honest person. People with tiny toes are said to make good spouse material. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When you feet are big, (size 8 and above for men and size 7 and above for women) this indicates you are a &#8220;survivor&#8221;. You can deal with any kinds of problems, setbacks, obstacles or difficult people. You are decisive and can provide strong leadership. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=7880b3c334&amp;view=att&amp;th=1205bb217d37ade3&amp;attid=0.0.1.11&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" /><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b> </b></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"> </span></div>
<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your middle toe is the longest among your toes, it is not a good indication as it suggests your destiny could turn irksome during middle age. You could suffer from a perpetual shortage of money and face obstacles that block your success. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=7880b3c334&amp;view=att&amp;th=1205bb217d37ade3&amp;attid=0.0.1.12&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" /><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b> </b></span></div>
<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your second toe is longer than your big toe, this suggests you will have plenty of food on the table and plenty of friends around you. You impress others with your good heart, so many will speak well of you. But you need to work hard to maintain your increasingly extravagant lifestyle. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><br />When your feet are small (size 6 and below for men and size 5 and below for women) you should take good care of your nose or breathing system. You are mature and prudent but should learn to overcome your jealous nature and tendencies, as they could bring about your downfall or be a major source of unhappiness. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=7880b3c334&amp;view=att&amp;th=1205bb217d37ade3&amp;attid=0.0.1.14&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" /><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;"><b> </b></span></div>
<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">The colour of your toes can not only indicate the condition of your health, it can also indicate your potential for wealth. Toes which are milky white and transparent suggest you will have a stable life. Grey toes suggest you will have a tough life. The best colour however is reddish, which suggests someone rich and successful. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=7880b3c334&amp;view=att&amp;th=1205bb217d37ade3&amp;attid=0.0.1.15&amp;disp=emb&amp;zw" /></div>
<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your toes are big, this suggests you are a leader. You can be a very stubborn person, hot tempered and possessive, but you can arouse great passion in others. </span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>
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<p><span style=";font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;">When your toes are meaty and uneven in size, it suggests you have the luck to own property and enjoy good fortune. You have the potential to become a property tycoon. </span></p>
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		<title>So Beautiful&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<div id="lw_context_ads">Debbie told me of this site that makes beautiful html graphics from your blog&#8217;s url. So I tried putting the url of this blog and this is what I got..</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/SIvIfkotcvI/AAAAAAAACYQ/hPVzS7907vs/s1600-h/bw.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/SIvIfkotcvI/AAAAAAAACYQ/hPVzS7907vs/s400/bw.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227492237229519602" border="0" /></a></p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><b>What do the colors mean?</p>
<p></b> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;">blue</span>: for links (the A tag)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">red</span>: for tables (TABLE, TR and TD tags)<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;">green</span>: for the DIV tag<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 255); font-weight: bold;">violet</span>: for images (the IMG tag)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51); font-weight: bold;">yellow</span>: for forms (FORM, INPUT, TEXTAREA, SELECT and OPTION tags)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 51); font-weight: bold;">orange</span>: for linebreaks and blockquotes (BR, P, and BLOCKQUOTE tags)<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">black</span>: the HTML tag, the root node<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); font-weight: bold;">gray</span>: all other tags</div>
<p>You can try it for yourself <a href="http://www.aharef.info/static/htmlgraph/">here</a>.</div>
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<p>I just got some pictures of our new house and I thought it would be nice to share with you as I hardly share any pictures here. So what do you think? This house has 12 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, 15 X 25 <span style="color:red;"></span>heated pool, hot tub and best of all it is facing the sea!! Awesome right??</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/SA_aczsKmfI/AAAAAAAABzM/ODIHfv2OczM/s1600-h/2008-04-24_085240.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/SA_aczsKmfI/AAAAAAAABzM/ODIHfv2OczM/s400/2008-04-24_085240.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192609083828115954" border="0" /></a><br />Yet somehow if you think these pictures reminds you of <a href="http://www.carolinadesigns.com/">Outer Banks rentals</a>, you are right. I was referring to a property that they have in Nags Head. Oh it is so grand and gorgeous that I wish it was really ours. Well, one can dream right??</p>
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<div style="text-align: justify;"><span name="KonaFilter">Ladies, if you are ever bored of doing the same mundane thing over and over again, day in and day out, let me recommend you a new game that I found recently and have grown to love.</span></p>
<p><span name="KonaFilter"><a href="http://www.mistergammon.com/">Backgammon</a>.</span></p>
<p><span name="KonaFilter">Yeap, Backgammon. I found a site recently that offer an <a href="http://www.mistergammon.com/">online backgammon</a> game. You can download the game for free and play it anytime you want or you can participate in the tournament and compete with other players. And if  you think you are the best and no one can beat you, why not try to play <a href="http://www.mistergammon.com/backgammon.htm">backgammon online</a> for money? You can put in a small deposit and put your money where your foot is, so to speak&#8230;lolzzz..</span></p>
<p><span name="KonaFilter">Check the website out and have fun on your own or with friends!</span></div>
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		<title>Hannah Who?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<div style="text-align: justify;" id="lw_context_ads">I don&#8217;t subscribe to the Disney Channel on Astro as we have no kids at home and if you think about cartoons and discovery channel&#8230;hmmm I think you know which one we chose. However, my MIL has Disney Channel as one of her subscribed channel simply because it keep the grandchildren occupied while she cooks or does her craft work.</p>
<p>So one day, while Emma was at my MIL&#8217;s watching the channel, I sat with her. She was watching &#8220;Hannah Montana&#8221;. A show about a  girl who lives a double life as an average teenage girl at school during the day and a famous pop singer, Hannah Montana, at night. Her real identity  is concealed by the public and only her close friends and family know who she really is. I always thought Disney Channel were for cartoons.. duh!.. This is a very fun show to watch and I only discovered that the show is doing a US tour. So if you are a fan, make sure you get your <a href="http://www.ticketsolutions.com/concerts/hannah-montana-tickets.aspx">Hannah Montana tickets</a> soon before they are all sold out.</p>
<p>How I wished they were touring here then I can watch it and bring Emma along as an excuse&#8230;lolzzz</p></div>
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		<title>A Sunday Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two women friends had gone for a girl&#8217;s night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take [...]]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: justify;">Two women friends had gone for a girl&#8217;s night out.</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/R0kZqsybkVI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/_kNHk_qd2O4/s1600-h/bsja1029.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 0px 10pt; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 88px; height: 125px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Yo69HBbUPP0/R0kZqsybkVI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/_kNHk_qd2O4/s200/bsja1029.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136665071360643410" border="0" /></a>Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. Job done they head home.</p>
<p>The next day one of the women&#8217;s husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, &#8220;These girl nights have got to stop! I&#8217;m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s nothing&#8221; said the other husband, &#8220;Mine came back with a card stuck to her a*s that said&#8230;..<br />
<blockquote>&#8216;From all of us at the Fire Station. We&#8217;ll never forget you.&#8217; </p></blockquote>
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<p>Have a good weekend ladies and becareful where you ease yourself ya <img src='http://dailyher.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Look-Alike Meter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered who your kids look like. Well, I chance upon this website that would enabled you to find out. Unfortunately no kids of my own yet to try but I wonder who Aggie looks like though..hehehe.Have fun Cherio&#8230;]]></description>
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<div style="text-align: justify;" id="lw_context_ads">Have you ever wondered who your kids look like. Well, I chance upon this <a href="http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/look-alike-meter-upload.php">website</a> that would enabled you to find out. Unfortunately no kids of my own yet to try <img src='http://dailyher.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  but I wonder who <a href="http://catlove.dailyher.com/">Aggie</a> looks like though..hehehe.<br />Have fun <img src='http://dailyher.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </div>
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		<title>A Good Friday Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[**To Be 6 Again&#8230;** A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she&#8217;d like to have for her Birthday. &#8220;I&#8217;d like to be six again&#8221;, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the [...]]]></description>
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<p>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she&#8217;d like to have for her Birthday.                                </p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to be six again&#8221;, she replied, still looking in the mirror.</p>
<p>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.              </p>
<p>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.                            </p>
<p>He then took her to a McDonald&#8217;s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.                                  </p>
<p>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&#038;M;&#8217;s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, &#8220;Well Dear, what was it like being six again??&#8221;                                                            </p>
<p>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. &#8220;I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!&#8221;                                          </p>
<p>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!!                                                              </p>
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<p>Psst: Sorry guys..;-)
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